Mission statement: I, your forum moderator, shall run this fiefdom in order to make myself feel better about the fact that I'm real life, I'm a giant loser and a pussy with a micropenis.
Rules:
1. I am your appointed moderator. Upon posting in /i/MyInternetMicropenisKingdom you are subject to MY laws and decrees. If you don't like it, tough shit.
2. Only intellectual discussion is allowed. My definition of intellectual is anything I agree with.
3. No non-anonymous posts. All posts from serfs (you) must be anonymous—only I, your Lord and moderator, can have a reputation in this realm.
4. Any and all violations will be met with summary banishment from my realm. Your ability to post on my kingdom is a privilege, not a right.