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I am actually theappointedlord but I forgot my password. Thankfully I forgot to log out of my main, toss_pot, and I would like to reveal to you all that I enjoy semen sandwiches
Excuse me for assuming this was a more thoughtful community. It seems like my screen name was stolen thanks to a glitch. I am the official moderator of this subieddit. My username has been userped. Note: this does not excuse you from violating my rules.
Punishment is still theoretically in place and banishment will become a reality as I am sure this website's administrators will attest (lest they become sufferers under the wrath of my DMCA)
On my kingdom you shall not make "fun" of my micropenis.
You shall not insult your Lord (me)
I am an internet forum moderator, therefore I am the Lord of thy discussion.
Further inquiries can be forwarded to email@example.com. be warned: I will be forwarding messages to th fbi
Mission statement: I, your forum moderator, shall run this fiefdom in order to make myself feel better about the fact that I'm real life, I'm a giant loser and a pussy with a micropenis.
1. I am your appointed moderator. Upon posting in /i/MyInternetMicropenisKingdom you are subject to MY laws and decrees. If you don't like it, tough shit.
2. Only intellectual discussion is allowed. My definition of intellectual is anything I agree with.
3. No non-anonymous posts. All posts from serfs (you) must be anonymous—only I, your Lord and moderator, can have a reputation in this realm.
4. Any and all violations will be met with summary banishment from my realm. Your ability to post on my kingdom is a privilege, not a right.