Excuse me for assuming this was a more thoughtful community. It seems like my screen name was stolen thanks to a glitch. I am the official moderator of this subieddit. My username has been userped. Note: this does not excuse you from violating my rules.

Punishment is still theoretically in place and banishment will become a reality as I am sure this website's administrators will attest (lest they become sufferers under the wrath of my DMCA)

Further rules:

On my kingdom you shall not make "fun" of my micropenis.

You shall not insult your Lord (me)

I am an internet forum moderator, therefore I am the Lord of thy discussion.

Further inquiries can be forwarded to supermariojuliuscaesar2006@hotmail.com. be warned: I will be forwarding messages to th fbi

Mission statement: I, your forum moderator, shall run this fiefdom in order to make myself feel better about the fact that I'm real life, I'm a giant loser and a pussy with a micropenis.

Rules:

1. I am your appointed moderator. Upon posting in /i/MyInternetMicropenisKingdom you are subject to MY laws and decrees. If you don't like it, tough shit.

2. Only intellectual discussion is allowed. My definition of intellectual is anything I agree with.

3. No non-anonymous posts. All posts from serfs (you) must be anonymous—only I, your Lord and moderator, can have a reputation in this realm.

4. Any and all violations will be met with summary banishment from my realm. Your ability to post on my kingdom is a privilege, not a right.