Everyone is stockpiling TPs. Why don't you guys use bidet? As a non-US person studying here, it's weird how one of the most wonderful innovations of humankind isn't in your every day American toilet
Alright fam I don't think you got the concept of a bidet if you're using that analogy. You can change how much force the bidet uses to shoot H2O in your anus, and of course no one wants a little teensy bit of water when you're washing your ass