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Lines at costco are pretty long for a Friday

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Lines at costco are pretty long for a Friday (self.text)

Everyone is stockpiling TPs. Why don't you guys use bidet? As a non-US person studying here, it's weird how one of the most wonderful innovations of humankind isn't in your every day American toilet

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Tommstein 32m parent [+]
Tommstein 17d parent [-]

If you got shit on your arm, would you just pour a little water on it instead of wiping that shit off?

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[a]Lampshading 32m parent [+]
[a]Lampshading 16d parent [-]

I'd probably take a shower after washing my arm in the sink like a normal person man 0.0

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Tommstein 32m parent [+]
Tommstein 15d parent [-]

And in the shower, would you just let the water fall on that shit, or would you scrub that shit off?

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Alright fam I don't think you got the concept of a bidet if you're using that analogy. You can change how much force the bidet uses to shoot H2O in your anus, and of course no one wants a little teensy bit of water when you're washing your ass

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Tommstein 11d parent [-]

I wouldn't even be happy blasting my arm with a garden hose. How hard do these things shoot water up your asshole?

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