A day in the life of Richard Matthew Stallman
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         A day in the life of Richard Matthew Stallman (self.text)
  • I want to fuck Richard Stallman's tight little pussy so hard she screams. I want her to go wild, to scream and cry until her eyes pop out of her head. I want her to do what he says, to obey him. I want her to orgasm over and over again. I want her to be so horny that her pussy can no longer contain anything. But I guess that won't be possible any longer, because she is too much. I am so far above her. I am so far above her. Fuck, I am even more out of control. I want to feel this. I want to feel this wetness on my face. I want to feel this tongue against my lips. I want to feel this wetness on my tongue.
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  • What the fuck is up with all the idealized, sexy, sultry RMS fanart? He isn't an adonis, people. Consider the kind of activities he engages in and the shit that goes into him (once again, not in the context of your shitty art).
    First off, his figure. He's abnormally tall and phat, with shoulders like a wall. Probably isn't going to change, either. Second, hair. He has dark, messy, probably frizzy hair down to his (phat, see previous) ass. Third, face. He has the goofiest face any of the characters have ever seen, them being brought to raucous laughter with the mere sight of it. He has an IRL smirk. Pic very related, that's his normal expression. On top of that, living off of foot cheese and other junk and staying inside for eternity probably hasn't given him a particularly vibrant complexion.
    All this, combined with the fact that he probably fucks like a timberwolf, make him over nine-thousand times sexier than the way you ingrates depict him. Picture this goofball at his monitor, in a dark room, with stoner-eyes from solo hunting for 7 hours straight, smelling like instant ramen and bed B.O., butt-fucking naked and horny off of some ero game. His mouth tastes like the cheap, salty residue at the bottom of the styrofoam cups that litter his bed, and his hair sticks out every which way as he runs a filthy finger over his dripping cock, one hand still on that nasty, mucous-covered mouse. A few double clicks later, the chair where his plush, pasty pale ass is situated is sprayed with cum, and he STILL smells like morning mouth. That's the RMS I want to fuck.
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  • lmao that's a good one
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