So there I was at a park recently and saw two children about 8 or 9 years old. There was a boy and a girl eating ice cream cones. The girl dropped her cone and the boy decided to give his cone to her. ...NOT ...ON ...MY WATCH I ran over there and smacked the cone out of her hand so now both were on the ground. I lectured them on how to share properly. I told the girl that she must agree to share her ice cream with anyone else who asks. I started explaining to the boy about the 4 freedoms. All of which are "the freedom to do what I say". The kids mother came over and asked what the hell I was doing. I smiled at her with my MIPS laptop still dangling around my neck and said, "Don't mind me ma'am. I'm just spreading freedom!". I'd like to end the story there, since I was a hero for a moment, but guess who happened to be at the park? Linus Torvalds. That fat Finn told the mother and kids "don't mind him" and bought them new ice cream cones. I was so angry. I started telling that penguin fucker how he ruined my life and after a couple minutes into my rant, he smiles and says, "Sorry, I don't understand. Can you start over in Swedish?". I told him, "Go to HELL!" and he added "-sinki". I swear that I'll get back at him. I'll rm -rf that smug expression right off his /dev/face.
I want to fuck Richard Stallman's tight little pussy so hard she screams. I want her to go wild, to scream and cry until her eyes pop out of her head. I want her to do what he says, to obey him. I want her to orgasm over and over again. I want her to be so horny that her pussy can no longer contain anything. But I guess that won't be possible any longer, because she is too much. I am so far above her. I am so far above her. Fuck, I am even more out of control. I want to feel this. I want to feel this wetness on my face. I want to feel this tongue against my lips. I want to feel this wetness on my tongue.
What the fuck is up with all the idealized, sexy, sultry RMS fanart? He isn't an adonis, people. Consider the kind of activities he engages in and the shit that goes into him (once again, not in the context of your shitty art). First off, his figure. He's abnormally tall and phat, with shoulders like a wall. Probably isn't going to change, either. Second, hair. He has dark, messy, probably frizzy hair down to his (phat, see previous) ass. Third, face. He has the goofiest face any of the characters have ever seen, them being brought to raucous laughter with the mere sight of it. He has an IRL smirk. Pic very related, that's his normal expression. On top of that, living off of foot cheese and other junk and staying inside for eternity probably hasn't given him a particularly vibrant complexion. All this, combined with the fact that he probably fucks like a timberwolf, make him over nine-thousand times sexier than the way you ingrates depict him. Picture this goofball at his monitor, in a dark room, with stoner-eyes from solo hunting for 7 hours straight, smelling like instant ramen and bed B.O., butt-fucking naked and horny off of some ero game. His mouth tastes like the cheap, salty residue at the bottom of the styrofoam cups that litter his bed, and his hair sticks out every which way as he runs a filthy finger over his dripping cock, one hand still on that nasty, mucous-covered mouse. A few double clicks later, the chair where his plush, pasty pale ass is situated is sprayed with cum, and he STILL smells like morning mouth. That's the RMS I want to fuck.
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...NOT
...ON
...MY WATCH
I ran over there and smacked the cone out of her hand so now both were on the ground. I lectured them on how to share properly. I told the girl that she must agree to share her ice cream with anyone else who asks. I started explaining to the boy about the 4 freedoms. All of which are "the freedom to do what I say". The kids mother came over and asked what the hell I was doing. I smiled at her with my MIPS laptop still dangling around my neck and said, "Don't mind me ma'am. I'm just spreading freedom!".
I'd like to end the story there, since I was a hero for a moment, but guess who happened to be at the park? Linus Torvalds. That fat Finn told the mother and kids "don't mind him" and bought them new ice cream cones. I was so angry. I started telling that penguin fucker how he ruined my life and after a couple minutes into my rant, he smiles and says, "Sorry, I don't understand. Can you start over in Swedish?". I told him, "Go to HELL!" and he added "-sinki".
I swear that I'll get back at him. I'll rm -rf that smug expression right off his /dev/face.